Monday 16 August 2010

@itsbadtaste


Esquire have launched a new twitter account called It's Bad Taste. People tweet in suggestions. You get the idea...some favourites below:

Using the word 'ciao' if you are not Italian. Mings

The word 'flex', when used instead of 'wire' or 'lead'

Slip-on trainers by Lonsdale

Cut and shut girls' names - like Charlisa or Leandra

Having your own tankard in the pub

Speaking into your mobile phone as though you are blowing onto a spoonful of hot soup. Put it to your ear, fool

Holding your cutlery like a pen. Seriously? Eat in private, or learn to eat with a pen. You choose.

Shoes from Base. Have a word with yourself

Kipling luggage. Save face and leave it on the carousel at the airport.

A box of tissues on the parcel shelf of your car. I want a lift, not a wank

Men wearing watches inset into extra wide leather straps. Cocks.

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