I can't take the credit for this, as it was emailed to me at work, but this is ridiculous....just look at the name of the author and the irony of the article title. Yeah...I know...ridiculous.

Just imagine the editor dishing out the stories:

Editor: Roger we need you on the sex abuse story..

Roger Boyes: Are you fucking serious?

Editor: Yes

RB: Look at my name...

Editor: Ben Dover's in Israel, get over yourself.