Argentina,

Some lessons in life are learnt the hard way, but most people will pick themselves up having suffered a blow, and move on. You obviously can't.

The Falkland Islands are sovereign British soil and always has been regardless of where it lies in relation to your country. The residents of the islands are proud to be considered British and don't want that to change. When in 1982 you decided to invade our sovereign soil, you opted out of diplomacy and forced our hand. We reacted firmly, and it seems you have failed to learn that while we are a peace-making nation, our bite is worse than our bark. As long as there are those around the world that embrace their membership to the old empire, we will protect them.

If you fancy yourselves again, we're waiting. Good Night Buenos Aires.

Britain.