I've just txt AQA for some answers. This is the first question:

"I'm 13 stone 11 pounds, and 5ft 11inches tall. I'm single. How much weight do I need to lose to get a girlfriend?"

...I'm still waiting for the answer.

Update: Answer in!:

"The average weight for a 5 foot 11 inch male with a medium frame is 154-166 pounds. By this standard, you would have to lose at least 27 pounds."

I think it was the 'at least' that stung the most, but I'll take this on board. Thanks AQA (you total and utter bastard)!