Monday, 16 August 2010
@itsbadtaste
Esquire have launched a new twitter account called It's Bad Taste. People tweet in suggestions. You get the idea...some favourites below:
Using the word 'ciao' if you are not Italian. Mings
The word 'flex', when used instead of 'wire' or 'lead'
Slip-on trainers by Lonsdale
Cut and shut girls' names - like Charlisa or Leandra
Having your own tankard in the pub
Speaking into your mobile phone as though you are blowing onto a spoonful of hot soup. Put it to your ear, fool
Holding your cutlery like a pen. Seriously? Eat in private, or learn to eat with a pen. You choose.
Shoes from Base. Have a word with yourself
Kipling luggage. Save face and leave it on the carousel at the airport.
A box of tissues on the parcel shelf of your car. I want a lift, not a wank
Men wearing watches inset into extra wide leather straps. Cocks.
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