Don't take Jeff Stelling on in a football arguement, not only does he know everything, he'll make you look like a fool:

Jeff Stelling: Awful challenge from Javier Mascherano

Phil Thompson: It wasn't that bad

JS: Was it a red card?

PT: Yes, on second look it was a red

JS: So it was bad

PT: No but as usual you went over the top

JS: Well it wasn't me that went over the top, it was Mascherano...