Wednesday, 28 September 2011

Cool advert


An old one but the best of the bunch.

Tuesday, 20 September 2011


I don't really 'get' Google +. I've been a member for a couple of months now and never use it, but I guess that's more to do with the fact about 5 people I know are on there who are already on Facebook. Now it's open for everyone that might change...or not...it's sort of down to you. Add me.

Monday, 19 September 2011

"I’ve been out with so many women who’ve set off alarm bells that I could write a book about it. In fact, I’m seriously considering penning such a book, called “Alarm Bells.” I’ll sometimes bring up this book project when I’m on a first date, just to see how the woman reacts. Ironically, sometimes the way a date responds to the idea of a book called “Alarm Bells” sets off those same bells themselves. For example, at Applebee’s once, a human-resources lady I met on MapQuest said she “would never read a book like that.” I was, like, “Check, please!” I don’t think I could ever be with someone who doesn’t like to read."

Thursday, 15 September 2011

"Where are you going Fatso?!"


I got asked this by a delightful young woman wheeling her suitcase on my walk home and we got in each others way. I was taken aback by her brusque attack. I wish now I had the quick tongue to call her a cunt and spit in her face.
Off to the Piano Bar in Kensington tomorrow night - hopefully will get the pianist to play this.

Sunday, 11 September 2011

"Let me give you my vision: a man's right to work as he will, to spend what he earns, to own property, to have the state as servant and not as master. These are the British inheritance. They are the essence of a free economy and on that freedom all our other freedoms depend."


- Thatcher, 1987