A 4-hour Sunday roast at the Bolingbroke. Perrrrrfect.

Michel Roux Jr

"The thing I tried for quite a long time was posh wine. I became that somewhat tiresome thing, the wine connoisseur, but in my defence, I now realise that was less about trying to appear cultured and refined, and more about looking for an alcoholic drink that didn't make me go 'urrgh' "

- David Baddiel

Andrew Hughes interview having left Leeds United

You would never get this in the Premier League.

Eric Cantona - another superb export of European football being shipped to America to be under-appreciated.

Truer words were never written...

"Get on your dancing shoes

There's one thing on your mind
Oh, been there looking for you
Sure you'll be rummagin' through
Oh and the shit, shock, horror
You've seen your future bride
Yea, but it's oh so absurd
For you to say the first word
So you're waitin'n'waitin'n...

The only reason that you came
So what ya scared for?
Well don't you always do the same
It's what ya there for, don't ya know.."

- Arctic Monkeys - 'Dancing Shoes'

This is how I'm vowing to start every morning in 2011.